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The Farmer from Ferris

The Farmer from Ferris

I have few recollections of my paternal grandfather, J.B. Stilwell. My grandparents already seemed so old when I was a wee lass. Pardon me. I just dove into my Ancestry DNA origins page. I’m more Scottish than any other heritage, so I’m channeling the words of my people. Was that too feeble of an attempt at humor? The crickets in the background agree. Anyway, whether they were old in age or simply old-fashioned in their habits, probably a bit of both, I didn’t interact with them as often as I did with my mom’s parents. Still, I recall my Gramp dressed to the nines all of the time. He operated a barber shop in the parlor of his modest Wilmer, TX bungalow. There’s nothing like the smell of a barbershop. Give me a whiff of 3 Roses Hair Tonic, some “mixed on the spot” shaving cream, and a bit of Brut aftershave and I will go on for hours about this legend of a man. He wore a barber smock each day: pristine white, zipper up the front, embroidered flowers down the lapels. I recall the white color was blinding. Granny Stilwell once told me she never used bleach, just lemon juice and sunlight. I still live by those words. There he would stand with his horn-rimmed black glasses and his perpetual perfectly trimmed flattop haircut, sporting a crooked smile and a twinkle in his eye. My memory has trouble differentiating between Gramp recollections and those of my own father. That is how closely they resembled each other. Now, my grandparents had 5 children. Many of those children had 5 or more children. I was one of many grandkids. My privilege existed in the fact that I was the youngest granddaughter. Also, there was the fact of my eyes. They are, what is still recognized as the primary family trait, Stilwell eyes – dark brown, heavily browed, and slightly downturned at the edges. This was a fact never unmentioned by Gramp. If we visited on Sundays, he’d be in dress slacks and glossy black wing tip shoes, even though church was never his thing. He wouldn’t so much as step off of his porch without his signature Fedora. He’d get in the floor with me and act like a bear, making growling noises and swiping at me with his “gramp-paw”. I would shriek with laughter and he would sit back on his knees and laugh with me. As his Alzheimer’s took hold, the bear game stuck with us until the end. I was seventeen when he passed away. I remember thinking how ironic it was that all his late-in-life speech attempts sounded like his sweet, cuddly bear alter-ego. That sums up all I knew about this adorable old guy. It’s funny how we don’t realize that our elders had lives and adventures and tragedies of their own, that we are only chapters of a much larger story.

Pick Tomatoes at Color Break

The range of tomato ripeness from a “breaker” to fully ripe. Picking tomatoes earlier and ripening them off the vine can help growers avoid fruit damage and extend the shelf life of their harvest. (Texas A&M AgriLife photo by Larry Stein)

Pick Tomatoes at Color Break

Tomatoes ripening on a window ledge. Tomatoes ripen best at room temperature on a solid surface. (Texas A&M AgriLife photo by Adam Russell)

Pick Tomatoes at Color Break

Home gardeners should pick tomatoes sooner than later.

Did You Know?

Do-it-yourself devotees cite a desire to save money as their primary motivator when attempting DIY home improvements. A survey of more than 1,000 homeowners from the insurance provider Clovered found that 85 percent of respondents indicated a chance to save money as their top reason for attempting a DIY home improvement project. The chance to save money was an even greater motivator for homeowners than the opportunity to improve (79 percent) or repair (66 percent) their homes. Those savings can be significant because homeowners won’t have to pay labor costs, which the renovation experts at BobVila.com note can cost anywhere from $20 to $150 per hour per laborer. Though the cost savings of DIY can be hard to resist, homeowners considering a DIY renovation are urged to make an honest assessment of their skills before attempting a project on their own.

A BIT OF HUMOR

This week, Luke shares a couple of humorous outdoors stories from his past; one concerns his memories of a dead hog in a pond with alligators.

A BIT OF HUMOR FROM BYGONE DAYS

With the sweltering heat the past week, I’ve taken a cue from the fish and wildlife I write about, and I’ve been stirring during the ‘cooler’ morning hours and again with the setting of the sun. My outdoor adventures have been a bit limited. Oh, I did join my friend Brandon Sargent with Lead Slinger’s Guide Service for a couple hours of early morning white bass ‘catching’. The fish were on an aggressive bite, and it didn’t take long using half ounce lead slabs to put a couple limits on ice.

New Phone, Old Phone

New Phone, Old Phone

I like my phone. I rely on my phone. I truly appreciate my phone (and you, too, Siri!) but beyond that, well, my phone is just a phone. She does for me what I ask her to do, when I ask her to do it and as long as that consistency in our relationship exists, I’m good. We’re good.

What Will You Plant?

What Will You Plant?

In the world of gardening, there are three types of plants–annuals, biennials and perennials. Annuals grow and bloom in one year and then die. Biennials grow the first year and bloom the second year and then die. Perennials grow for two or three years before blooming and then continue growing and blooming for many years.

WORLD’S MOST

Spoons or their close cousin, the lead spoon (slab), that we fish with here in Texas catch fish the world over. Luke is pictured with an ‘eater’ size northern pike in Saskatchewan caught on a Five of Diamonds spoon; a ‘go to’ bait in the far north. Photo by Phil Zimmerman

WORLD’S MOST FISH CATCHING BAIT

This past week, I was out in the middle of Lake Ray Hubbard fishing with guide Brandon Sargent, Lead Slinger’s Guide service. We were dropping baits directly under the boat and staying busy hooking and placing on ice one white bass after the other. Catching was about as good as it gets for about 30 minutes and then the action suddenly ceased. About 75 yards out, on the dead calm surface of the water, a huge school of ‘whites’ had pushed shad to the surface, and the water was frothing!

Bad Math
Bad Math

Bad Math

“That’s not fair,” I said, sternly, to my husband. We were talking about something that happened at his workplace. I continued. “So, what you’re saying is you did a, b, and c, but the other party still went from a to z without going through the appropriate steps?” I was aghast. He went on to flesh out the details of a situation where he’d followed all of the rules and regulations set forth by his employer regarding a certain situation, while another party had blatantly violated each and every written policy standard yet wound up being the recipient of intense adulation. See, not fair. Fairness is often a thing we hitch our wagons to, the hill we are willing to die on, if you will. From the moment we are old enough to understand words, we scream, “Not fair!” Johnny took the toy from my very hand. I ran and was made to sit out during recess, but Suzie ran twice as far and wasn’t punished. I deserved a better grade on that project. How was I supposed to know my taillight was out? I don’t deserve this treatment, and I can prove it. Life is supposed to work in a logical fashion. See, this happens. Then, this happens. And, the result is this. That’s how it should be, right? It’s like math. Only, it isn’t.

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